Spicy Dragons & Dinosaurs

Grown up time. Trolling around Craig's List I could not help but check out their Men looking for Women section. Here I found the best personal add ever! Ever! And it goes like this:

second chance IM LOOKING FOR A WOMEN A NEW PARTNER THAT CAN COME HERE AND TAKE OVER THE PLACE GARDENING COOKING I JUST CANT DO IT ALL pic plus phone I DONT NEED ALL THESE CALLING FOR SEX PURPOSES

This guy bills himself as a 55 year old in a rural part of Wisconsin. Now can't you just imagine giving him a call for some "sex purposes"?